The Gardyloo Sisters are the dirtiest, most disgusting, and most entertaining privy-cleaning street characters you would ever want to see!  Their name, derived from the old French expression garde à l'eau (look out for the water), was a warning cry to those below when throwing the slops from bedpans into the streets. These two talented and energetic sisters travel about with their laden medieval wooden wheelbarrow in accurate peasant garb, interacting extensively: Attempting to sell their privy-cleaning services Singing 'privy' songs Surveying patrons on their way to and from your privies Offering the sale or rental of new and used 'sponge on a stick' (the old Roman way to clean the nether-regions) Roping-off potential privy areas (then taking them down again) Displaying their many objects of interest, including: Humorous signs, such as 'Ladies of the Nightsoil' and 'Be Wary of Odure' Their urine samples and bucket of bubbling "poop" Their many privy-cleaning implements The 'found'objects from the privy, including eyeballs, love letters, and keys... While providing a one-of-a-kind, non-stop and thoroughly entertaining experience for all!
Urina Gardyloo knows all there is to know about urine, and tastes the sames she has to verify the health of the donator...		while Excretia knows all there is to know about excrement, and is even making her own fertilizer in her 'bucket of bubbling poop'

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