The Gardyloo Sisters are the dirtiest, most disgusting, and most entertaining privy-cleaning street characters you would ever want to see!  Their name, derived from the old French expression garde à l'eau (look out for the water), was a warning cry to those below when throwing the slops from bedpans into the streets.

These two talented and energetic sisters travel about with their laden medieval wooden wheelbarrow in accurate peasant garb, interacting extensively:
  • Attempting to sell their privy-cleaning services
  • Singing 'privy' songs
  • Surveying patrons on their way to and from your privies
  • Offering the sale or rental of new and used 'sponge on a stick' (the old Roman way to clean the nether-regions)
  • Displaying their many objects of interest, including:
    • Humorous signes, such as 'Ladies of the Nightsoil' and Be Wary of Odure'
    • Their urine samples and bucket of bubbling poo
    • Their many privy-cleaning implements
    • The 'found' objects from the privies they have cleaned
While providing a one-of-a-kind, non-stop and thoroughly entertaining experience for all!
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